Total Medals Earned: 99 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,520 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/85 points)
Complete the first level.
Complete the second level.
Complete the game.
Complete the third level.
Complete the fourth level.
Complete the final level.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/30 (35/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
...and keeps on whip'n.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/205 points)
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Check out Closure on Steam!
Beat 20 Levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 5/100 (25/500 points)
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Get everything!
Man this would look nice on your wall!
Thanks!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
other stuff...
You ticket to medals!
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/390 points)
Acquire a pair of Power Boots.
Acquire a Blaster.
Acquire an Accelerator.
Beat the game!
Blast Caleb to death.
Acquire a Rocket Launcher.
Acquire all artifacts.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/170 points)
Complete the first level
Complete 9 levels
Jump over 10 rats in Rat Jump
Jump over 25 rats in Rat Jump
Complete 18 levels
Complete the game
Jump over 50 rats in Rat Jump
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/275 points)
Get 10 points
Have a level 1 weapon
Have a level 2 weapon
Defeat five cats
Have 5 health
Defeat 25 cats
Have a level 4 weapon
Have a level 3 weapon
Defeat 10 cats
Get 20 points
Have 15 health
Get 25 points
Defeat 50 cats
Have a level 5 weapon
Have 10 health
Defeat 100 cats
Have 20 health
Get 50 points
Have 25 health
Get 100 points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)
Medals Earned: 9/15 (225/500 points)
get to the Boss
get to the Fifth Wave
get to the forth wave
upgrade your grenades
upgrade your guns
upgrade your lives
get to the second wave
upgrade your stomp
get to the third wave
get a high score of 10,000 or more
get a high score of 25,000 or more
upgrade your speed
get a high score of 50,000 or more
destroy the boss
get a high score of 100,000 or more
Medals Earned: 2/22 (10/500 points)
Farm 100 Gold yourself!
Research 100 RP yourself!
Buy 10 Goblins!
Buy 25 Goblins!
Farm 500 Gold yourself!
Research 500 RP yourself!
Buy 50 Goblins!
Buy 75 Goblins!
Conquer your first realm and finish the tutorial!
Farm 2500 Gold yourself!
Farm 10000 Gold yourself!
Research 2500 RP yourself!
Research 10000 RP yourself!
Research 25000 RP yourself!
Buy 100 Goblins!
Conquer the first lands!
Farm 25000 Gold yourself!
Conquer the west lands!
Conquer the desert lands!
Conquer the mountain lands!
Conquer the green lands!
Conquer the shadow lands and the earth will be yours!